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--------------------BREAKING NEWS--------------------
MP3 Issues
September
14 , 2003
Associated Pez
Widespread news of people getting in trouble for downloading MP3's has
put Skamatiks in an uproar.
Tenor sax player Jeremy Hansen was quoted, " I can't believe people would stoop this low to download things like MP3s! ....Uh, whats an MP3?"
Lead
singer Dave Briski also commented on the recent event, " GRRRRRRR!!
This is absolutely insane that people would do this! Oh wait, Skamatiks
offers free MP3's of their original music on our website....Can I get
in trouble for that? DOH!!!!".
Caleb
Coombs, the bass player, challenged anyone who knows a person who has
MP3s on their computer to try eating a healthy diet for a few weeks,
excercise and see if the MP3s go away. " If that doesn't work,
try using rubbing alcohol and a large pumice stone.
The
most offended of the group was Jeff Akin, the drummer. Growing up in
East-Western Compton, Jeff knew what it was like to be an MP3 and the
difficulties that surround them. "One time me and this MP3 ran
out of money so we had to rob a hot dog vendor. We took off running
with the cart and it accidently fell down the stairs towards the subway."
"You people living up here don't understand the hard life of the MP3! All you know is your lattes and your fancy diet vanilla cokes! If I was an MP3 and I saw you on the street and you had money but didn't give it to me and then laughed at me when you saw that I thought you didn't have any money and then you offered me the money that I thought you didn't have but I laughed, would you still give me the money?"
Associated Pez was asked to mention that you can download Skamatiks original MP3s from their Media Center or from MP3.com. (...without feeling guilty!)
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