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--------------------BREAKING NEWS--------------------
Imaginary Kung-Flu Tour
December
23, 2003
Associated Pez
A band from a small town in Oregon made International news this week
while day dreaming about a tour in Asia. 
The six-piece band that plays non-conformist music, was touring Asia demonstrating techniques on how to contract Kung-flu. Thats right I said Kung-flu. Not Kung-Fu.
Kung-Fu of course is the ancient martial art that comes from China. Kung-flu is the slang term for the ninja-like flu virus spreading accross america faster than Bratz dolls and Hillary Duff!
While
most articles you will find in the "Breaking
News" section of the popular Skamatiks website throughout
the year are sometimes a bit ....."fantastic", we would like
to make the second half of this article a bit on the serious side.
(Just a lil bit, sweetheart!)
Tips to avoid getting crescent kicked in the face by Kung-Flu:
-
Wash your hands, often!
- Drink
water....8 glasses a day people!
- Excercise
regularly and try to eat something other than McDonalds, Cheetos and
boogers!
- If
you are sick, stay home and get better!
If you get bored, check out www.there.com
- If you
know someone with Kung-flu, give them your love, support and caring.........via
EMAIL!
( just kidding!)
Don't get sick! We love all of you!
***additional news***
You can now request Skamatiks songs on two Internet radio stations!
Pulse Radio www.feelthepulse.net
look for DJ Sly, DJ Dezzy, and DJ Kittee
Radio There www.radiothere.net
look for DJ Jadee or DJ Marshie
Both of these amazing radio stations are based
out of the new massive multiplayer game THERE! Dave is a regular in
THERE! It's a really fun way to meet people from all over planet Earth!
You don't have to play THERE to listen to the radio stations. All you
need is winamp or media player. 
To check out the virtual world of THERE, go to
www.there.com!
And no they aren't paying me to mention that...it's just a cool game
that i happen to enjoy! If you already play THERE, my avatar's name
is David_Fabulous. Im me and I'll take your far a spin on my buggy!
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